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i look at the moon
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful(
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,(
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

Nobody is like you
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody

I m getting married next month.
I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.(

Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.( insult sms shayari

if u read this, i m smart..
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips,
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?(

Rules of Life:
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...(
I need a person for just time pass

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The rain makes all things beautiful. (
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

Do u know how to entertain
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples(
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* PRESS UP *By Rizwan Mumtaz

you are very smrta smatr sr
you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you.By faheem

Do u know that ur smile takes
Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly By zeeshi (

Raat ko karo gey to SuSt (In Hindi)
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey...(Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!By Waseem

Let me kiss ur lips, let
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday By Waseem(
Ek bar karo na plz..(In Hindi)

Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...(
ek pyara sa SMS!!! By Waseem

us ne kaha or dabao (In Urdu)
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d By Zubi( insult sms shayari

Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf(In Urdu)
Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum...... ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.By Rythem

 If u want SUCCESS in life;
If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.(insult sms shayari

hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahihihihihihihihihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,
 just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

2days weather 4cast:
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me(

we've known....each other for....quite a while
we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more....
 than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki (In Urdu)
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre
par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila

Last night some Monkeys came running
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

Why did God Create U before Me....?
Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message
 & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........(

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it.
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!

pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.(In Urdu)
pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega By swaran

u r many kolometres
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels  1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planetBy swaran

pahlay hat ma lo(In Urdu)
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo (
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna By Kami

Palko pe Apni bithaya hai tumhe(in Urdu).
Palko pe Apni bithaya hai tumhe....badi Duaon ke Baad paaya hai tumhe....Asani se nahi Mile hi Tum.... International Zoo se Churaya hai tumhe......By zaheer khan

In a bath room, a boy touches
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty. By Ram(

anso tumare niklein
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,(In Urdu)
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hmari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
nokri tum karo salary meri ho.By SARI&MADI

Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain (In Urdu)
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain
aur Neechey
Thora aur NeeChey
One Step More
Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mughey Nahee Maloom tha By Haazzi

U have wasted
U have wasted
12345678910(
...seconds reading my SMS.. Now get back to work By Bhargav

A new software has been
A new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other. To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged.
Press Down(
Press Up
Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged By Dr Bilal

Whn u r alone,
Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me (Copyright
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend

 
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